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A little bit of what I've been up to the past couple of months.
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Tobin Mitnick
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June 2024

What Donald Sutherland Does in His Greatest Scene
And why it continues to touch me so deeply.
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Tobin Mitnick
Enough of these ludicrous hail size comparisons. Enough.
Every year this shit gets worse.
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Tobin Mitnick

May 2024

Recent "Tree-nager" Sketches with Botanical Context
For those of you who don't enjoy relying on the algorithm to see stuff.
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Tobin Mitnick
Oh, Sweet! I have a world-historically deadly plant growing in my yard!
Take my snakeroot, please!
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Tobin Mitnick
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Ten Tree-speriences for Your Tree-lovin' Mother this Mother's Day
Flowers are just the foreword. Mama wants trees.
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Tobin Mitnick
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April 2024

Insult Your Friends Like a 19th Century Redwood Lumberjack!
If you don't read this post, consider yourself an "idle zoogler."
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Tobin Mitnick
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This Redwood Tree Fall Murder Scene from a forgotten Kirk Douglas Movie is Insane
I've broken down this batshit scene for you.
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Tobin Mitnick
Let's Cancel These Woke Trees
Go woke, sad oak.
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Tobin Mitnick
More Made-up Plots For Tree-centric Films
Ten more movies I would love to see "green"-lit.
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Tobin Mitnick
Steve at Districts in the Rain
Remembering a friendship that could have been
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What's Your Tree Love Language?
But perhaps more importantly, what is your partner's?
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Tobin Mitnick
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