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What I Mean When I Say "Palm Trees Are Not Trees"
And why the distinction between the two is important to me.
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Tobin Mitnick
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April 2023
LA: April 28th is the Last Chance to Pick Up a Periodic Table of Pinecones and Ask Me Insane Tree Questions
I'll be in conversation with Stephanie Carrie, who runs the amazing @treesofla, on Friday, April 28th at 7:30 at the Village Well in Culver City
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Tobin Mitnick
'Swounds! It Would Seem That James Fallon, My Rival Webby Nominee, is Now Trolling Me Like a Common Ruffian!
The knave first refused to respond to when I threw down the gauntlet of weirdness. Behold his novel roguishness and my renewed challenge!
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Tobin Mitnick
The Beautiful Treemy Awards Statuettes by Justin Davies (and Upcoming Events!)
Yes, they are wildly phallic. Yes, we are leaning into it.
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Tobin Mitnick
My Book Comes Out Today!
Must Love Trees: An Unconventional Guide now lives in the world.
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Tobin Mitnick
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An Open Challenge to Jimmy Fallon
My rival Webby nominee thinks our category of "Social Media-Weird" is one big joke. Let's see who's laughing in a few weeks, James.
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Tobin Mitnick
Come to My Free Book Launch on April 11th in LA!
It will be mad, marvelous, and everyone will get a Periodic Table of Pinecones.
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Tobin Mitnick
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March 2023
I Wrote Dame Judi Dench a Tree Sonnet in a Shameless Attempt for a Book Endorsement
This is in keeping with my marketing philosophy of meeting people where they are.
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Tobin Mitnick
Different Pitches for My Book to Different People in my Life
It's the job of a salesman to meet people where they are.
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Tobin Mitnick
The Complete List of Nominees for the 2nd Annual Treemy Awards
Plus, information on how to vote and attend this year's ceremony.
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Tobin Mitnick
The History of the Periodic Table of Pinecones
This spring's hottest piece of Internet Swag.
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Tobin Mitnick
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February 2023
Your Spring Tree-ding List
As I prepare to publish my own tree book, here are eight I couldn't live without.
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Tobin Mitnick
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