Archive - The JewsLoveTrees Newsletter

The Best Quotes About Hope (by me)

Quotable antidotes to a woeful world.

Nov 14 •

October 2024

The Trees Told Me to Vote for Kamala Harris

This story is unbelievable.

Oct 10 •

July 2024

Redwood Horror Show

A little bit of what I've been up to the past couple of months.

Jul 17 •

June 2024

May 2024

April 2024

Insult Your Friends Like a 19th Century Redwood Lumberjack!

If you don't read this post, consider yourself an "idle zoogler."

Apr 30 •

This Redwood Tree Fall Murder Scene from a forgotten Kirk Douglas Movie is Insane

I've broken down this batshit scene for you.

Apr 23 •

Let's Cancel These Woke Trees

Go woke, sad oak.

Apr 17 •

More Made-up Plots For Tree-centric Films

Ten more movies I would love to see "green"-lit.

Apr 12 •

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