Scuttled Pierce Brosnan Nature Shows
After his guilty plea to going off-trail in Yellowstone National Park, it’s now unlikely that we’ll see any of these projects come to fruition.
This past Thursday, gentleman actor Pierce Brosnan pleaded guilty to “foot travel in a thermal area” and was fined $1500 for standing on a hot spring in Yellowstone National Park. His official Instagram apology mentioned that, “as an environmentalist, [he has] the utmost respect for and love of our natural world.”
As a fan and environmentalist myself, I was disappointed to hear the fate of these exciting outdoors projects that Brosnan had in the pipeline:
“Off-Trail With Pierce” (post-production, cancelled)
Pierce Brosnan, actor and environmentalist, leads groups of lucky nature lovers illegally off-trail in various national parks. And because he’s a perfect gentleman, Pierce foots the bill for everyone’s trespassing charges.
“Glacier Surfing With Pierce” (filming, cancelled)
Pierce Brosnan, actor and environmentalist, teams up with Richard Branson to catch some ice waves. Richard foots the bill for rising sea levels caused by the pair’s avalanches.
“Sequoia Repelling With Pierce” (filming, postponed)
Pierce Brosnan, actor and environmentalist, recreates the most dramatic stunts from his time as 007 atop our grandest monarchs. Any injured tourists from falling branches get to join him on his next go-around as compensation.
“Cave Lake Skinny Dipping With Pierce” (pitch, cancelled)
Pierce Brosnan, actor and environmentalist, gives “Dante’s Peak” new meaning as he clears millennia-old stalactites and stalagmites in order to create the perfect nude grotto.
“The Thomas Crowning Affair” (development unknown)
Pierce Brosnan, actor and environmentalist, joins an OB-GYN doing rounds and sometimes assists in delivery. Not a nature show.